FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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