So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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