marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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