Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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