Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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