Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(269): View more from Michigan

butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it

(734): View more from Michigan

Thanks?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

How was your Memorial Day?

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Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.

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(512): View more from Texas

Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!

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