Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
