she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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