we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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