C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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