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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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