I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
And then he peed in my hair
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