Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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