4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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