everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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