he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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