Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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