I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Walk of Shame today included voting.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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