But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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