woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
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