Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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