...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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