Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
i came on her dog
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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