Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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