Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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