I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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