Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
honey bunches of taint.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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