he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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