Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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