I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
