She announced her abortion via fbk
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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