yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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