What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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