plz talk dirty to me
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
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One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Being engaged is strange. I looked at my cock this morning and said, "we did alright these last 32 years, right?"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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