Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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