drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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