Just cropdusted the office
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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