My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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