New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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