I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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