I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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