Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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