so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Randomize
