I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
Randomize
