Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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