Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
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