she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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