All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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