VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She announced her abortion via fbk
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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