yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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