Sponge bath it is.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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