BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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