Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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